Sorry to Queen Latifa and Gwyneth Paltrow, because Jennifer Aniston's name was the only one I could remember!! Why? Because Jennifer Aniston is the FUKN BIRD BRAIN who brushes her teeth while showering to CONSERVE water!!?! Really? You brush your teeth while showering to SAVE water? During that three minutes or so that you are brushing your teeth, exactly how much water spouts from your shower head?? 3 gallons? 6 gallons? 10 gallons? When you brush your teeth at the sink, do you use 3 GALLONS of water? duh.
So the western USA is now suffering through some kinda historic drought. And Jennifer Aniston is now the poster child for water conservation. Ug. I hate stupid celebrity. Why? Why do people give a shit about celebrities? Or how they conduct personal hygiene? Fucking really. Do you honestly believe that brushing your teeth in the shower is a water saving strategy? Do you believe it now because fucking Jennifer Aniston says so??? People, please. Brushing one's teeth needs about two tablespoons of H2O. One to get started, one to swish out.
In the end, does it matter what fucking Jennifer Aniston says? Will the 5 people influenced by this nameless home improvement TV show and the endorsement of fucking stupid Jennifer Aniston make ANY dent in the water supply? Doubt it. But the rage remains. Thank you Jennifer Aniston and stupid DIY Network show for completely wigging me out. It's because of boring idiot shows and brain dumb numb chuck fucking celebrities like this, that I can't sleep. Happy? Would have been funnier if the answer had been Queen LaTeefa… get it, teef, ha! TEEF HA!
Hahahahaha! Still, ug.
The painting is based on an actual dream I had recently. I had a flip top head with some kind of hinge in the back and instead of teeth, I had a fruit slice. Maybe I need some vitamin C.
